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The Hipster Song

from Festival Friends by Ren Stedman

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    1. Festival Friends
    2. Wanderlust
    3. Bored
    4. Grays Town
    5. State of unfair
    6. Sorry
    7. Wandering the streets
    8. Bugs
    9. The Hipster Song
    10. Day after day
    11. Song for my Mum & Dad
    12. Bigger Balls than you

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lyrics

I wanna be a hipster ‘cause it’s stylish to dress bad
by looking weird, growing my beard
and wearing 1990’s plaid
I bought for twice the price of what it’s really worth
because I got it from a thrift shop and a dead man wore it first.
I’ll sit in coffee shops all day
and read a novel whilst I crochet
I don’t work I volunteer man
and go and spend my parents wage

I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna roll my jeans above my ankles, wear my Grandad’s coat
I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna drink wine although it tastes disgusting, find cigars to smoke
Because I’m trendy and I’m more hipster than you
Because I’m trendy and I’m more hipster than you

I wanna be a hipster ‘cause nostalgia’s really great
and I obviously dressed like this when I was only 8
We’ll talk about the bands we like
but I am cool ‘cause I despise
anything written or recorded after 1995
I eat organically and actively
promote how to live naturally
off starbucks ‘cause their politics make total utter sense to me
they just give me caffeine

I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna roll my jeans above my ankles, wear my Grandad’s coat
I wanna be trendy
I wanna be trendy
I wanna drink wine although it tastes disgusting, find cigars to smoke
Because I’m trendy and I’m more hipster than you
Because I’m trendy and I’m more hipster than you

and my glasses aren’t prescription
they just look good on my face
‘cause they distract the fact
that I am talking bullshit once again
about how I can’t buy my food this month
but magically have booze and drugs
But I only take the drugs considered trendy.

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from Festival Friends, released April 19, 2018

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Ren Stedman Southend On Sea, UK

Ren Stedman, he's the acoustic guy who looks metal, has a buzzing vocal, plays from the marrow of his bones and will rip your heart out with his honesty. A fierce, fable wielding force of acoustic punk poetry.

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